Remember 13! Now I am sort of addicted to the number & some agreed with me.So without further delay here are some 13 things that will definately happen to you when you are a mother.....

1.Your husband will blame you for all the BREAKING BAD..in her life.

2.Nothing will happen the way you plan them.

3.Pretty soon you will become bald.

4.Your biological clock will be ruined.

5.Your baby will poop or pee when you are having your meal.(This has a 100% grantee)

6.All the success will be claimed by your hubby.

7.You will forget your shampoo from the mall & try to use no more tears without any success.

8.There will be chocolate or jelly stuck to your hair.

9.You will start sleeping in the wrong side of the bed ,with no pillow.

10. Toys will be increasing like a pandemic threat no matter how many you donate.

11.You will be in the 0 stage of the patience-o-meter.

The last 2 ones are my favorite...

12.Your little ones birthday will be your lime light of the year,specially when they cut the cake.

13.You will feel like the proudest mother of the world,even if she forgets most of the alphabets.

BUT YOU WILL FORGET EVERYTHING WHEN SHE IS IN YOUR ARMS!